I’ve found legal crack!

I’ve discovered a potent combination of chemicals that can make the average tired, cranky work-at-home mom turn into a wonderfully witty Internet Rockstar.

Want to know what it is?

Maybe I shouldn’t mention it.  It’s powers are extremely dangerous if fallen into the wrong hands, and being that these are items that you can find in your local supermarket, I’m afraid that my competition will use this for evil.

Ah, what the hell.   Combining an entire box of Smarties (you know, those little sugar pellets rolled into a plastic casing) and  a case of Pepsi (not caffeine free, not diet) will allow you to become a work at home madwoman!

I’ve never gotten more work done in my life.

I should warn you of  the downfalls…. or maybe I won’t, if you are the type of person who enjoys surprises.

Just a word of warning (and a lesson learned) -  DON’T try this if breastfeeding.  My daughter has not closed her eyes in days.  This is the price you will pay to get a full day’s worth of work done!

Almost ready. Honest.

Thanks for visiting MomRocks. As you can see, I haven’t gotten around to getting the place going just yet. You can blame it on my colicky newborn. (I certainly am.) Please revisit again in a few days. I promise that it’ll be worth the wait.